Cosmic hails Kvlt! Consistently throughout history the progress of mankind has been attributed to many things:
- hard work
The truth is of course that mankind could not possibly have climbed out of the primordial bog onto land and started fucking everything in sight without a little "divine inspiration". The Obelisk has been subtly influencing events during the relatively tiny lifespan of humanity since day one, and when it isn't obliterating alien races or gazing infinitely across time, it likes to affect key global events. In this blog the focus is on the early history of mankind.
The Obelisk has influence on both the physical growth as well as the spiritual and moral character of anything it comes into contact with. Whether it influences it for the better is entirely up to the Obelisk. Some people of the universe fall entirely under the sway of the Obelisk, and it affects their growth indefinitely, permanently altering their cultural and spiritual development.
For the most part, the Obelisk will not outright obliterate anything without good reason, however throughout history there have been several notable characters who have drawn the ire of the Obelisk to the point where it has been forced to intervene.
So as you can see, nothing is safe from the Obelisk's influence.
Not even you!
All Hail the Obelisk.
PS: Tune in soon for more completely true and factual stories about the Obelisk